All the ladies in the club grab my hand
All the ladies in the club take your stance
All the ladies in the club who want to dance
Take a chance on my romance
I want to set you in trance

Getting into the club being lonely
I'm dressed up in my shoes for the boogie-boogie
I'm gonna catch up a lady to get in my bed
Give her some butter to put on her bread
Oh yeah
Because I'm a man I'm strong
And believe it or not
I could easily turn you on
Taking you on the trip of your life baby
I'm gonna show you some world
You can imagine maybe
See I've been lurking around
And I know what you do
And everything that I am
Baby tonight that's for you
So common give me your hand
You know you doing right
Because all i want
Is keep you warm and tight

All the ladies in the club grab my hand
All the ladies in the club take your stance
All the ladies in the club who want to dance
Take a chance on my romance
I want to set you in trance
All the ladies in the club grab my hand
All the ladies in the club take your stance
All the ladies in the club who want to dance
Take a chance on my romance
I want to set you in trance

Gosh I'm dry as hell
I wake up in a place with the weirdest smell
I'm willing to go
I don't want to know
Pick up my pants
My gosh what's all these ants
Coming to hygiene
I'm not the best
But this dear sister
Honestly is a mess
It's pretty bad
And it makes me worry
My migraine is on
And my vision is blurry
Now get your stand
Take it easy man
You don't want to wake her up
And see her face again
I turn around although
Look into her face
She's rather cute
And pretty nice to embrace
Actually I really hope i did you well
Because thinking of it now
You looked good as hell
Both feet on the floor
I grab the door
Open it
Who's this face I've seen it before

All the ladies in the club grab my hand
All the ladies in the club take your stance
All the ladies in the club who want to dance
Take a chance on my romance
I want to set you in trance
All the ladies in the club grab my hand
All the ladies in the club take your stance
All the ladies in the club who want to dance
Take a chance on my romance
I want to set you in trance

In front of my dear french teacher
Of all the ladies
How come i had to do her
He ask me surprised
What the fuck you doing here
And in my belly i start to feel cold fear
As i walk to the door in three steps back
I see him get loaded
For a heavy attack
I grab my gun
Shoot him and run
I didn't know cold murder could be so fun
The morality of this fucked up story
Is that before you get it on with a pretty lady
Make sure you have your shoes for the boogie-boogie
And that you back up yourself with heavy artillery

All the ladies in the club grab my hand
All the ladies in the club take your stance
All the ladies in the club who want to dance
Take a chance on my romance
I want to set you in trance